Big News!!!

Well hello there fellow bloggers, it's me, “The Man” as Wendy refers to me here on her blog.

For some reason she thought it would be a good idea for me to write a guest blog.

So here's my story and I'm sticking to it.

After being married to genius for 3 years, you would think that my wife would learn to take what I have to say a little more seriously sometimes...

So let me take you back a few months real quick before I break some news to you.

My wife and I decided we were going to have another baby. We already have a boy, so naturally, she tells me that since it's the male that determines the sex of the baby, that I need to have a talk with my sperm and only send over “Girl” sperms which I can only assume she is referring to the sperm that contain only the X chromosome, but for the sake of the story, lets just call them “Girl” sperms.

Well I found out very early that in general, it's easiest to just humor her and go along with her plans. So there I was, giving my manhood a pep-talk about how all the “Y's” can stay out of this one, and take a breather.

Fast forward a few months... WHOA!!! we're pregnant, I say we as in just Wendy, not we as in I somehow miraculously conceived a child along with my wife... that would just be awkward “hey honey, I'm pregnant!” “Me too?”... anyway, back on track... We're pregnant! So we tell our families, and I inform them that it's going to be a girl. They all said the same thing “Oh, you're that far along already?” no, no, we weren't, but I figured it's my body, why shouldn't I have complete control over what it does! So I was VERY confident that this was a girl, seeing as only “Girl” sperms went over. Somehow people didn't believe me and were still skeptical, INCLUDING MY WIFE!

Fast forward again a few months, and back to the beginning of this story, Here I am sitting in the doctors office with my wife's belly exposed, and a starving baby (because we OBVIOUSLY never feed him) devouring a cup of cheerio's on my lap.

After what seems to be close to an eternity, she finally breaks the news:

“It's a Girl”

Knowing now the back story, you're probably not surprised by this news... but you'd be SHOCKED at how many people take the statement “I already know it's a girl because I only sent over “Girl” sperms” as a joke... some people I tell ya, can't talk sense into them to save your life!

Well that's the big news, we are having a healthy, and female, baby!

Now, onto bigger points of interest.... The naming war!

More to come on that one.